Over at The Mary Sue they are reporting that movie adaptations of Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed are actually, really, officially going to happen. *Sigh* Personally, I think the movie will be a blockbuster success, but it does make me a little sad for humanity.
I think we all know how I feel about the Fifty Shades Trilogy books.
I’m totally squicked out by the idea of the movie even just hypothetically. I do however have a morbid curiosity about how 50 Shades will get translated from book to movie format. Honestly, Ana’s thoughts, such as they are, are such a major part of the narrative I am not even sure how the movie can avoid turning into a lightly pornographic version of Herman’s Head.
Aannnnd Jamie Dornan especially just looks uncomfortable in every single promo shot. He’s all like:
I can’t imagine how that kind of not-chemistry-at-all is going to hold up over 3 movies.
I guess we’ll see. Or not. I can’t decide.
Source: The Mary Sue