Bad News Everyone! 50 Shades Movie Sequels Confirmed

Over at The Mary Sue they are reporting that movie adaptations of Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed are actually, really, officially going to happen. *Sigh* Personally, I think the movie will be a blockbuster success, but it does make me a little sad for humanity.

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I think we all know how I feel about the Fifty Shades Trilogy books.

I’m totally squicked out by the idea of the movie even just hypothetically. I do however have a morbid curiosity about how 50 Shades will get translated from book to movie format. Honestly, Ana’s thoughts, such as they are, are such a major part of the narrative I am not even sure how the movie can avoid turning into a lightly pornographic version of Herman’s Head.

Aannnnd Jamie Dornan especially just looks uncomfortable in every single promo shot. He’s all like:

Seriously. I just wanted an excuse to use this gif
Seriously. I just wanted an excuse to use this gif

I can’t imagine how that kind of not-chemistry-at-all is going to hold up over 3 movies.

I guess we’ll see. Or not. I can’t decide.

Source: The Mary Sue

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