I’m an avid reader, nerd, mom, writer and, most importantly, book snob. Do you want to scoff at readers of 50 Shades, but fear you may have to read it in order to do so? Fear not! I read 50 Shades of Grey so you don’t have to. I’m taking one for the team fellow book snobs. And now off to take 50 Scalding Showers in Bleach.