Fifty Shades Teddy Bear Provides Evidence for the Restraining Order

Nothing says Overly Attached Girlfriend/Boyfriend like adults exchanging stuffed animals for, well, any of the various holidays but for Valentine’s Day in particular. But if the mere act of giving another adult a fluffy children’s toy doesn’t adequately convey the level of crazy you are going for, now you can buy a Fifty Shades of Grey Teddy Bear for your poor, unsuspecting SO.

The bear comes with a tiny masquerade mask and adorable little handcuffs. At only $89.99 you can dial the crazy all the way up to Fifty for a remarkably low price. And have adequate evidence on hand when it comes time to file for the restraining order!


(The best part is the warning that this bear is not suitable for children. Blech!)

Source: The Vermont Teddy Bear Company (via Perez Hilton)